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TEQUILA
Juarez Silver
Beautiful city for murder all the time
Hornitos Reposado
Almost good enough for company
Patron
Strong commercials, great bottle shape
Don Julio Blanco
Always gave to the people,
later shot in the face
Don Julio Anejo
Sorry, he’s fine, we meant Don Jamie
Cazadores Reposado
Strong deer logo, like Jäger and the Bucks
Espolon Blanco
Industry favorite
Espolon Reposado
Industry favorite if they get double tipped
Herradura Blanco
Cleanest distillery, Jesus’ favorite
Herradura Reposado
Pairs well with lunch
Corazon Blanco
Distilled from blue weber agave, means nothing
Siembra Valles Blanco
Local company from Mexico if that makes sense
Siembre Ancestral
It’s a stolen credit card kinda shot
Ocho Repo
If you like your 8’s aged
Ocho Blanco
If you don’t
Chinaco Anejo
Seems affordable for no one ever hearing of it
BEER
AWESOME Rotating Draft List - see blackboards
2SP Delco Lager can
It’s like a Delco princess, affordable
Alpine Duet
Two people singing, on a freezin’
cold mountain top, but in a good way
Anderson Valley Gose can
Changes all the time. Traditionally
made with salt and coriander
Big Hill Cider
Due to the big hill, there’s big gravity
Captain Lawrence
6th Borough Pils can
Totally a subway beer
Dogfish Head
SeaQuench Ale can
Drinkable as Sam’s face
Founders All Day can
Light enough for pilots, strong enough for moms
Left Hand Milk Stout
Know what I mean?
Port Mongo can
Horse punchin’ good
Orval
Overall, the team’s favorite,
if you don’t count Sara
Allagash White
White as Suzy Woods, smooth as Katie Tella
Boon Kriek Mariage Parfait
Don’t look at the price, it’s worth it
De Dolle Oerbier
Amazing label, great beer for church
De la Senne Zinnebir
The people’s beer. Uh, you’re the people
De la Senne Taras Boulba
Named after some maniac
Fantome Saison 25oz
Made from the yeast of ghosts. Clean ghosts
Russian River Consecration
Really good
Russian River Supplication
Better than the one above
Russian River Damnation
It’s fine
MEZCAL
Illegal Joven
Not as shady as they sound, but they do have
a nameless mule
VIDA
Fruit forward, easy sipping
Minero
Vanilla and figs with a burnt honey flavor,
with a bit of lemon
Chichicapa
Complex taste, citrus notes
Siembra Metl
Ode to the masters of mezcal
Don Mateo de la Sierra Pechuga
Jumping with fruit, roasted agave, and spice
Peloton de la Muerte
100% agave espadín
Chimay Grand Reserve
Official beer of Casey and Adam’s wedding
Stiegl Radler 16.9oz can
Drivable
Hitachino White
Brewed from owls
Rochefort 8
It’s either better than Rochefort 10 or not
Schneider Aventinus 16.9oz
When you wanna look European, but better
Westmalle Dubbel
Monks drink it before nap time
Westmalle Tripel
Monks drink it if they skip nap time
Miller Lite can
Let them drink cake
WINE
WINE ON DRAFT! - 2 whites 3 reds-
Always rotating. Ask your server.
TRADITIONAL & FLAVORED MARGARITAS
Glass/Pitcher
Flavored: Strawberry, Mango, Blackberry and El Diablo
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