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TEQUILA
Juarez Silver
Beautiful city for murder all the time
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Hornitos Reposado
Almost good enough for company
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Patron
Strong commercials, great bottle shape
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Don Julio Blanco
Always gave to the people,
later shot in the face
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Don Julio Anejo
Sorry, he’s fine, we meant Don Jamie
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Cazadores Reposado
Strong deer logo, like Jäger and the Bucks
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Espolon Blanco
Industry favorite
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Espolon Reposado
Industry favorite if they get double tipped
Herradura Blanco
Cleanest distillery, Jesus’ favorite
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Herradura Reposado
Pairs well with lunch
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Corazon Blanco
Distilled from blue weber agave, means nothing
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Siembra Valles Blanco
Local company from Mexico if that makes sense
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Siembre Ancestral
It’s a stolen credit card kinda shot
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Ocho Repo
If you like your 8’s aged
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Ocho Blanco
If you don’t
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Chinaco Anejo
Seems affordable for no one ever hearing of it
BEER
AWESOME Rotating Draft List - see blackboards
2SP Delco Lager can
It’s like a Delco princess, affordable
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Alpine Duet
Two people singing, on a freezin’
cold mountain top, but in a good way
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Anderson Valley Gose can
Changes all the time. Traditionally
made with salt and coriander
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Big Hill Cider
Due to the big hill, there’s big gravity
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Captain Lawrence
6th Borough Pils can
Totally a subway beer
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Dogfish Head
SeaQuench Ale can
Drinkable as Sam’s face
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Founders All Day can
Light enough for pilots, strong enough for moms
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Left Hand Milk Stout
Know what I mean?
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Port Mongo can
Horse punchin’ good
Orval
Overall, the team’s favorite,
if you don’t count Sara
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Allagash White
White as Suzy Woods, smooth as Katie Tella
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Boon Kriek Mariage Parfait
Don’t look at the price, it’s worth it
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De Dolle Oerbier
Amazing label, great beer for church
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De la Senne Zinnebir
The people’s beer. Uh, you’re the people
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De la Senne Taras Boulba
Named after some maniac
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Fantome Saison 25oz
Made from the yeast of ghosts. Clean ghosts
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Russian River Consecration
Really good
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Russian River Supplication
Better than the one above
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Russian River Damnation
It’s fine
MEZCAL
Illegal Joven
Not as shady as they sound, but they do have
a nameless mule
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VIDA
Fruit forward, easy sipping
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Minero
Vanilla and figs with a burnt honey flavor,
with a bit of lemon
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Chichicapa
Complex taste, citrus notes
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Siembra Metl
Ode to the masters of mezcal
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Don Mateo de la Sierra Pechuga
Jumping with fruit, roasted agave, and spice
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Peloton de la Muerte
100% agave espadín
Chimay Grand Reserve
Official beer of Casey and Adam’s wedding
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Stiegl Radler 16.9oz can
Drivable
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Hitachino White
Brewed from owls
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Rochefort 8
It’s either better than Rochefort 10 or not
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Schneider Aventinus 16.9oz
When you wanna look European, but better
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Westmalle Dubbel
Monks drink it before nap time
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Westmalle Tripel
Monks drink it if they skip nap time
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Miller Lite can
Let them drink cake
WINE
WINE ON DRAFT! - 2 whites 3 reds-
Always rotating. Ask your server.
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TRADITIONAL & FLAVORED MARGARITAS
Glass/Pitcher
Flavored: Strawberry, Mango, Blackberry and El Diablo
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